For those following the saga, I passed the psychological profile, and apparently I am mentally suited to be a security guard. Upon hearing this, I became immensely sad.
Before I can actually start doing security, however, I have to go through an info screening...to make sure I didn't lie about my criminal record, I presume. Then I have to sit through a 6 hour pre-employment (meaning unpaid) class of some sort.
The heart palipitates just thinking about it. And the more I dwell on it, the more I think we might just wanna rethink socialism.