We had some friends over last night (tv night!), and here's an actual snippet of the conversation:
friend 1: I love M&Ms...they have the perfect kind of chocolate.
me: Of course, M&Ms are better when you only eat the same colored ones and pretend that they're pills of some sort, like amphetamines.
friend 2: I do that too!
friend 3: I sort them out by color, but then I eat one of one color, one of the next color, one of the next color, and go around like that.
This explains a lot, no?