Someone down the hall from me is playing Bonnie Tyler, "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Yes. Honestly.
Y'know, I expect certain distractions when I work in my office. I expect to have my colleagues dropping by to complain about their day. I expect to get annoying e-mails. I expect to have homicidal maniacs run through the hallway carrying axes. I expect to battle the infestation of wallabees.
But Bonnie Tyler? Damn. I need a raise.