- Fill up a pint glass with ice.
- Squeeze in 1/2 of a lemon.
- Add 1/2 measure of strawberry liquor.
- Add 1/2 measure of peppermint schnapps.
- Add a full measure of Meyer's dark rum.
- Top off with fresh squeezed orange juice.
- Stir, resist the urge to add a sissified umbrella.
This beverage is best enjoyed while watching football and planning out tomorrow's spree while trying to ignore the increased level of credit debt.