I was holding my daughter after her shower, when she told me she wanted another backpack. This isn't unusual in and of itself, as she has four of them (yes, she's a little backpack obsessed). This one, she informed me, needed to be big. Big enough to fit the whole town in. Big enough to fit people. She would take the small people and, using her magic power, turn them into dolls. The big people, she would turn them into giants. And the medium people? She is, for the record, going to turn them into (wait for it) submarines.
My kid. I'm sure she's going to rule the world one of these days.