My daughter: "I HATE people who put up Christmas decorations right after Halloween."
Me: "If it makes you feel better, when I saw the lights last night when driving home from voting, I yelled at them."
Her: "I was playing Roblox yesterday, I had someone come up and wish me a Merry Christmas. They were wearing a Christmas sweater, and antlers, and everything."
She takes a beat. "I really, really hate overenthusiastic Christmas people."
Ah, my progeny.
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